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Working at LIDL

Lidl Lidl everywhere, no matter where u go, Lidl will be there. 

Fill out our survey tell us how good we are, we have really been trying, we have come so far. Ken, Ken u have not got a clue, those DMs treat us like *****on their shoe.

The shop is in shit, hours to the moon, please tell me Jackie, WAT U GONNA DOOO! 
U hear their shoes coming, click clack, on the floor, I need to go toilet, open the ****ing door. 

But don’t worry next week will be fine, Brian is back, just in the nick of time. 
He is number 1, he is the best, all the other Deps, couldn’t even test.

I remember 1 night he locked the shop keys in the office, what a twat, give his job to Borris. Couldn’t order a pizza, let alone some bread, go away Brian, you may as well go to bed. He’s on next Sunday, he is the boss, but everyone knows, he couldn’t give a toss. But Adam is with him all day long, id rather you than me mate, because that shift will be long.

Save the hours everyday, but what about the jobs I must do? Do you want me to stay? 
Clock out and stay on, they don’t give a shit, Lidl don’t half give me a pain in my tit.

At least Fran is gone, he was lazy out, when he was there, all he did was scream and shout. Ciara is better, I cant wait 2 see her out, if u need somewhere 2 stay, just give me a shout. 

Sunday will be tuff, headaches everywhere, as long as I wake up next 2 Ciara, ill run my hands through her curly hair. 

I think I better go now b4 I get in trouble, just remember to save the hours, and do your jobs on the double.

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  1. Date: 7/7/2013 7:25:00 AM

    Thank you for your comments. May I encourage you to seek the Lord! Blessings to you! JP

  1. Date: 7/4/2013 10:33:00 AM

    AWESOME............. LOVE* SKAT