In Honor of Independence Day
We the People of the United States,
in Order to form a more perfect Union,
establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility,
provide for the common defense,
promote the general Welfare,
and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity,
do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America
In Honor of Roy Jerden's Contest: "Malapropisms and Mondegreens"
A Peeping Tom's Preamble of the United States
(Read and weep, as down you scroll!....)
of this excited state
inordinate form of amoral fate
of flabby lushes....(brewin')
insures ecstatic fertility,
providing the comical defense,
emoting of gin, will wear (no sense!)
liquor and confessing of libation
creeping into our shelves (invasion!)
his dour posterior
does shame and tabulate this (inferior)
constant situation for the (law's)
unsightly state of amoral's cause !"
Oh dear.........Forgive me !!
Only for Roy, would I stoop so low! LOL !