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A Night on the Town with Heather

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A Night on the Town with Heather

Young lady, I see you have been sampling the family recipe again…I refuse to take you out in public until you are completely:
Sober,
Ober!

Oh, is that so?...Very good, then I regret to tell you that our date is therefore:
Over,
Ober!

Okay, okay, calm down but you will NOT be wearing that skin-tight outfit of:
Leather,
Heather!

I hope it doesn’t rain tonight. That would completely ruin our plans…Did you remember to check the:
Weather,
Heather?

Now STOP that, would y…he-he…You naughty g.. Ha-he-he-oh-ha-ha stop t-tickling me with that:
Feather,
Heather!

Wha…Oh you wild TIGRESS you!...C'mon now, whew!... Am I going to have to put you on a:
Tether,
Heather?

Okay, that's enough!…Now I shall be sitting on pins and needles waiting to see:
Whether
Heather
(Approves of these rather foolish footles)

July 1st, 2013
For her 'Make me laugh' contest' (It will probably make her cry though, or she may even thrash me within an inch of my life)

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  1. Date: 7/22/2013 9:38:00 AM
    What a wonderful endeavor!!........How could heather not weather this storm of clever poems?? :)

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 6:15:00 AM
    Congratulations on your win, Tim! Stole my sober, Ober rhyme, you rascal. Cheers, Roy

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 4:20:00 PM
    Footles with footnotes well done winner :)

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 3:57:00 PM
    About as clever as you can get...congrats Tim..thanks for the heads up on the magazine..BG

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 12:05:00 PM
    wooooooooooooooooooooow Congratulations for this original genuine write.

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 11:20:00 AM
    coool write with lots of heather's feathers, tim... super cheers to you for the win.. yes, mine was based on end rhymes; great i was redeemed..:) huggs

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 6:44:00 AM
    funny stuff....congrats on a fine win Tim....

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 2:49:00 AM
    what a hoot Tim congrats on win Shadow x smiles (7)

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 1:54:00 AM
    This is brilliant, Tim. Congrats. Love, Su

  1. Date: 7/21/2013 1:22:00 AM
    you really got her good with this one. Clever clever boy. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 9:05:00 PM
    Outrageous humor and very fun to imagine you with Heather on this kooky date... congratulations on your well deserved win :)

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 8:14:00 PM
    wow! no wonder heather enjoyed, Tim. A good one. Congratulations! with the smiles. LUV ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 7:24:00 PM
    Nicely done Tim!! Congrats on your win...Jim

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 7:05:00 PM
    TIM!!! I laughed SO hard while reading this!! You know, as a kid, I hated my name because it rhymed with so many ridiculous words. You took those words and created a hilarious riot of a poem. DISCLAIMER: I have never in my life worn skin-tight leather! Hahaha. Congrats on your fine win ;)

  1. Date: 7/2/2013 12:36:00 PM
    Very funny/witty...good luck in the contest! Terry (and thank youfor your kind words)

  1. Date: 7/2/2013 4:30:00 AM
    how creative and witty this is, tim... i was wondering if footles need two words per line, nonetheless, i drool over this one... charmed!..:) huggs

  1. Date: 7/2/2013 1:05:00 AM
    I don't know about whether Heather will take a liking to this, but I think it's a dream! LOVED IT! :) :) :) :)

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 10:27:00 PM
    Excellent. An Interesting write.. Enjoyed reading it. Tfs Thanks for your comment on my recent poem. Appreciated.

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 10:15:00 PM
    Hey Tim, First I Must Say Thank You For Your Kind Visit Albeit Your Comment Seemed Somewhat Amiss In Regards Unto The Verse ? Haha, Your Own Footle's Poe Is Quite, Well, Heathery And Love The Skin Tights Reminds Myself Of Cat Woman ˜ Love, John

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 9:53:00 PM
    This made my day. Thank you! Thank you for your comment on mine

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