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A Better Putter

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A Better Putter

A Better Putter

I have an iron which is a nine
Which some say has become benign;
Balls have been slow as molasses
So I had to take a couple of classes.

From the whole course I got cut
Because I never learned how to put.
And you should see the terrible scar
When they beat me for not making par.

All my balls were up against the wall
Until I saw a great, gorgeous gal;
Should we play around for a while;
She sure had guessed my golfing style.

To avoid all of the trash and clutter
I then tried to buy a better putter
But on course dead body does remain;
All my drives had driven them insane.

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  1. Date: 9/16/2014 6:56:00 AM
    Congrats on the win

    Horn Avatar James Horn
    Date: 9/16/2014 7:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Not sure which win you are referring to. This one was selected as my most popular poem. Jim Horn
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 7:00:00 PM
    delightfully entertaining!

  1. Date: 2/14/2014 10:33:00 PM
    This one was read by 361 people which is the most of any of my poems. Jim Horn