Below is the poem entitled Diet Queens which was written by poet
Horn. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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Is she really one of those diet queens
Who would prefer to eat pork and beans
And wanted to look pretty in her teens
So she started wearing tight blue jeans.
She had gorgeous body beyond belief;
In two piece once was stuck on a reef
And one day suffered from much grief;
She realized that she was on relief.
I even had heard that someone said
He skin was so thick and never bled
So she soon ate self to death instead
And had been found dead in her bed.
She was cross between an angel and cow;
Was even part dog who went bow wow;
She wanted to stay in the here and now
But still ended up in heaven somehow.
Can you believe it?