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Tom Cruise Clerihews

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Tom Cruise Clerihews

World famous actor Tom Cruise
in talent and looks cannot lose.
Success is the guy’s middle name.
It’s his love life he just can’t maintain!

A younger and hotter Tom Cruise
must have had to wear lifts in his shoes.
His first wife Nicole was so tall!
Did size ever matter at all?

With a much younger starlet, Tom Cruise
got attached, and it made for great news
when he jumped on a sofa with glee
for the whole world to see on TV.

The now over-50 Tom Cruise,
 to avoid more marital blues,
ought to find a new partner who
adores Scientology too.



for Frank's Favorite Actor Poetry Contest
(I really do like his acting, and anyway, what kind of rhyme can 
I make with something maybe like  (Ryan) Gosling? haha)

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  1. Date: 9/20/2013 9:43:00 PM

    nice win...PD

  1. Date: 9/20/2013 8:43:00 AM

    Congratulations Andrea, love YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STAR pick........... luv .............. SKAT

  1. Date: 9/16/2013 1:52:00 PM

    You covered his life well! Congrats on your win, Andrea! Fantastic clerihews! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 9/15/2013 6:58:00 PM

    great clerihews ....congrats on your win

  1. Date: 9/15/2013 6:17:00 PM

    I loved him when I was younger...great actor....great poem...congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 7/24/2013 8:52:00 PM

    Yep that is his life and you summed it up in a few lines. Not an actor that stands out to me but a lot of people like him and his movies. Fine write on this one Andrea. love phyl

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 2:14:00 PM

    I did Paul Newman for Frank's contest, did I mess up? Was a certain form required? Tom was my second choice! LOL good one Andie Light & Love

  1. Date: 7/6/2013 10:50:00 AM

    The big box the one with the spout. And Top Gun.

  1. Date: 7/6/2013 2:16:00 AM

    Andrea..you made me LOL here.. :D I hope Tom Cruise would read this poem..haha..winning wishes for you..!

    Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/6/2013 9:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I hope he would read it too. CAn you ever imagine that? Hey, tom, in the unlikely even that you are reading this, hope you know all this was in good fun. I heard you gave gifts to Katie almost every day, and that was really sweet.. Just don't force the scientology on folks, and you will be adored!!
  1. Date: 7/5/2013 4:16:00 PM

    lol, the size line was hilarious - this has to win!!

  1. Date: 7/4/2013 11:19:00 AM

    Really cool write...Andrea, you have his life summed up in a fun witty way...I actually never realized how short he was untill I saw him in a magazine, tv & movies seems to enhance his height lol...very enjoyable to read thanks4sharing:0). Cheriex

  1. Date: 7/3/2013 8:07:00 AM

    This is great Andrea, you summed him up PERFECTLY...love reading your clerihews, they are terrific. Hugs

  1. Date: 7/2/2013 2:06:00 PM

    Enjoyed your views, on Tom Cruise Andrea; I wonder if he has cosidered if he is perhaps 'Married' to the lifestyle..? L O L))

  1. Date: 7/2/2013 8:54:00 AM

    Cute one and cute footnote..Got a chuckle..Enjoyed reading this morn..I am glad that I chose this one to read..Thanks for the visits to my work..Sara

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 6:28:00 PM

    I'm sending this to tommy boy Petal, he'll sue you, course you could always pay me not to lol. I like the way you choose to bruise the cruise ego in this write lol. Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 7/1/2013 9:33:00 AM

    I don't know about actor Tom Cruise but you have beautifully worded about him and his present wish. Good luck in the contest my friend. Loved always, bl

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 7:42:00 PM

    awesome Andrea. Thank you for sharing <3 ~SKAT~ <3

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 7:20:00 PM

    Cute, I think there maybe a lineup to marry him.

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 4:35:00 PM

    Wow! you really know Tom Cruise. You will win I'm sure.... Lucilla

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 2:12:00 PM

    Yes I know him and I like his acting!Very good Clerihew here Andrea.

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 12:43:00 PM

    Gosh, is he over 50? Time flies!

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 9:47:00 AM

    He sure knows how to stir up controversy from time to time..........either he's hot.....or he's not! I remember those "Top Gun" days.........when he was on top of the heap........but then he got 'creepy' ! Good choice for a cleihew!!

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 8:48:00 AM

    I wonder how tall Tom is? Some of the biggest stars have been tiny people - like, Jimmy Cagne, George Raft, Tyrone Power. I hear they surrounded them with near midgets. How about Edward G. Robinson? I'm not crazy about Tom. I fear he is a small oerson all round. Good work though. Love, daver

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 7:00:00 AM

    Fantastic actor....Rainman....A Few Good Men...The Last Samurai.....Awesome acting....personal life out of whack.....Great write, Andrea....Good luck...

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 6:37:00 AM

    I am totally with you on the Ryan Gosling crush. Mr. Cruise I had respect for until he became a dictator over his wife with 'over-the-top' Scientology!! Great poem- Good luck for the competition

  1. Date: 6/30/2013 4:00:00 AM

    liked it muchly Andrea.....its great to have the time to read you rstuff afte r my year off.....matter of fact I like Cruise a lot.....his involvement with sciento or various women are of no importance t o me ....but when yo u see him in Rainman or A Few Good Men he's impressive a s an actor......best wishes

  1. Date: 6/29/2013 9:37:00 PM

    Lvely write Andrea, never my favourite, i go more for personality than looks. I would wish you good luck, but you dont need it. .....Seren

  1. Date: 6/29/2013 8:15:00 PM

    He is an interesting guy, Tom Cruise is, I really loved reading about this fascinating person this evening! You sure do know how to write Clerihews Andrea, a wonderful poem my friend! What a powerful piece, such a grand poem, Great work!!

  1. Date: 6/29/2013 7:54:00 PM

    Good morning my dear friend Andrea! It's a beautiful morning for me to stop by here & read your poem giving smiles to everyone. A perfect set of clerihews! I love it so much & so enjoyed. I like Tom Cruise. He is one of my fave actors & have known another Tom Cruz before who's also good looking. I think they're really nice ;)) thank you so much for sharing. Have a grace-filled weekend to you & your love ones! love lots & big hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 6/29/2013 7:33:00 PM

    These are fun....I used to like his looks when he was younger.......now his personality has splintered all illusion LOL. Good Luck in Frank's Contest

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