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Harry And Vienna's Couplets

“He glides into my parlour with his shades a tad too low
Saying can you clip my moustache, I like whisk ‘n’ show.
So I take out my old blade and nip and oops I think I missed
Now he’s suing me for having nicked his upper lip, he’s pissed.”

“She says I tried to kiss her in the most sensual way
Full of Scotch whisky drunk just because I wouldn’t pay.
I saw the old blade heading for my throat thinking a joke
But this old queen pissed her off because I thought her a bloke.”

© Harry J Horsman-Mystic Rose

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  1. Date: 7/7/2013 9:45:00 AM

    I simply missed the fun in this one... .... great couplets... love PD

  1. Date: 6/21/2013 12:16:00 PM

    :) You two! Funny! What a great collaboration!!!!!

  1. Date: 6/20/2013 1:22:00 PM

    Hahahaha.........,beautiful joke worded in couplet. My white teeth are helpless here and shining brightly. If any one in tragedy certainly will fall into comedy. Lovely done. Loved always, bl

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 8:19:00 PM

    Lovin this by two so very talented poets!!

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 12:06:00 PM

    Enjoyed the combined work..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by my work, "Spilled Coffee"..Your comments are uplifting..Sara

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 10:58:00 AM

    love the two of you combined hilarious Shadow x Smiles

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 6:42:00 AM

    Hi Harry; This is great. Thanks for sharing...... Lucilla

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 11:59:00 PM

    Humorous love the way you build up the visual imagery.......... Lovely piece of work Shiraz

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 11:21:00 PM

    hahaha. YOu guys did GREAT together. Love it!!!

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 4:03:00 PM

    very nice write Harry...best wishes

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 3:43:00 PM

    Harry this is outstanding, enjoyed the humor of this couplet. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 3:13:00 PM

    I just love this you are so good well done between you xx

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 2:59:00 PM

    Way to go Harry, I love it I love it I'm smiling from ear to ear Thank you for humoring me, Rosaletta Papandrialluca xxx