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Mandy and Vienna couplets

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Mandy and Vienna couplets

She always calls me her little flower of all nations
What I’d like to know is who peed in my carnations

My petunia’s have been trampled and my bean stalk
Well it looks devoid of bean, and some taste like chalk (Vie)


Chalky beans are not good, and peed on petunias are even worse
Instead of trying to eat them, use the beans to write some verse

For petunias bathed in pee, well I’ll tell you what I would do
If the pee didn’t work on them try and plant them in some poo

©GG 18/06/2013
 Forgottot put Vie's bit on, lol xx

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  1. Date: 11/16/2013 4:02:00 PM
    Very amusing garden tale, Mandy, enjoyed it.

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 2:41:00 PM
    you guys are so silly. hahaha. soupmail for ya.

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 3:41:00 AM
    Lol Mandy and Vi , dont stop now, how about cow pats, sheeps dropping etc etc, cant wait...Seren

  1. Date: 7/7/2013 11:07:00 AM
    You two are a riot, you should team up more often....amusing and entertaining! Hugs

  1. Date: 7/5/2013 12:09:00 PM
    My Dearest Sister Mandy, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS (and mine) Healthy and High in the Spirit. Two of my favorite POETESSES Joining Forces In wonderful Humour. Just a short Hello and I am missing YOU. Should be back to full power in a week or so I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR LOVING Brother...Harry

  1. Date: 6/21/2013 1:29:00 PM
    LOL, trust you two - I'm still laughing now : )

  1. Date: 6/20/2013 10:04:00 AM
    clever poetry you two, enjoyed this...

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 6:15:00 PM
    without a spell in little hell, we'd have no words to utter, cold here ewe see, the peewee pees, and then off he bloody flutters... love your poetry....

  1. Date: 6/19/2013 7:45:00 AM
    The title sure didn't lead me to think I'd be reading about pee and poo ... petunia's and chalky beans.. wow. Very creative and entertainingly silly :)

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 10:38:00 PM
    ahahaha. such great silliness!!!

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 1:22:00 PM
    This is a god one Mandy, is this for Vie, or a contest... xox...Linda

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 12:58:00 PM
    your such a crazy girl the only other crazy girl I know is me, what a team! xxx

  1. Date: 6/18/2013 12:20:00 PM
    - We have something we call: "Kjerringråd" (good ideas from old women who have lived a long life) - is this a "Kjerringråd" ????....in some poo...lol... - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

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