THE COW NOBEL PRIZE MYSTERY
How come more cows
Don’t win Nobel prizes
And trophies of different sizes
With questions of why s and how s ?
It’s not the size of their feet
Nor their horns nor their udder
Nor the lack of an intellectual rudder
Which makes them easy to beat
No - they’re just much too lazy.
It’s far easier to cow-walk
Than to argue and cross-talk
In a meadow hot and hazy.
So, in Nobels they’re always last;
But if these cleft-foot guys wise-up
They’d soon be picking a prize up
And the size of their prize would be vast.