Below is the poem entitled To All Anchor Weather Women which was written by poet
theKidster. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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I've noticed that when it comes to anchor weather women,
as they point out on their weather map whatever weather is occurring,
they rarely turn their back to the camera and display their rear region.
If you want to increase your male audience while you are on the air,
take this advice from me
and turn around occasionally
and give everybody a rare glimpse of that derrière.
Save all of your "All Men Are Pigs" comments ladies.
I'm just trying to help these poor women increase their ratings.