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Deodorant

Deodorant’s a wondrous thing;
It squelches odors that would cling
And keeps us Soft & Dri and Sure,
So Suave we all have more allure.

We still might sweat to some Degree – 
A Ban is not a guarantee,
But here’s a Secret I can share – 
Non-users, man, we know you’re there!

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  1. Date: 6/25/2013 2:15:00 PM

    Ilene, this is so cleverly worded! Well done! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 11:35:00 AM

    Hahaha...what an ending here Ilene!Enjoyed very much.Congrats on the win.

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 10:14:00 AM

    CONGRATS!!!!! Love how you worked in all the brand names!!! ;) I didn't see SURE...I remember when I was in the States, the ad for Sure was SO catchy! Raise your hand, raise your hand if you're SURE! Ends with the Statue of Liberty! Proud of you, Ilene! :) Wonderful write!

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 9:37:00 AM

    Cute, those alum crystals really do the trick. Lovely choice of words and theme. I'll have to check out Suave's deodorant, the others I recognize. Congratulations! love your humor. Perfect ending.

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 8:10:00 AM

    very witty and deservingof higher placing....well done Irene.....i have been absent from the soup for about a year due to work with daughter on her univ courses.....but now am back......hope to chat soon with you ..................best wishes............Syd

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 7:15:00 AM

    This is hilarious and so, so clever! I would have placed it much higher. Congrats!

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 7:05:00 AM

    Lol, Ilene I love this rhyme. I use secrete, no white transfers onto dark colored clothing. Congrats on your win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 6:02:00 AM

    Ilene, You have a most adorable habit of leaving me chuckling, yet respectful of your skill.... Hugs...... Jake

  1. Date: 6/24/2013 11:39:00 PM

    hahaha. the only funny one on the list. I should have used one of my funny ones and maybe I could have made the list?. Big congrats on your well deserved win, Ilene.

  1. Date: 6/3/2013 9:40:00 AM

    Mennon.

  1. Date: 6/1/2013 6:20:00 PM

    Can't help but laugh at this one!!! Your title was unresistable......I had to see what could be this poem......and it is so fun!!

  1. Date: 6/1/2013 2:09:00 PM

    haha, the thing about deodorants, they don't stop wetness for some of us, only odor. And the anti perspirants have dangerous chemicals. WE just can't win!!

  1. Date: 6/1/2013 4:11:00 AM

    I HATE using this phrase but just this once...LOL!! - Tim

  1. Date: 6/1/2013 12:11:00 AM

    This... was... excellent! Ha, I loved all the hidden brand names sprinkled through out. My brother has a curse and no matter to what extent he layers on the deodorant, the smell of a hard days work never completely goes away! What's your next writing venture gonna be about, baldness... shampoo? LOL! I never know what to expect when I read something by you... keep up the unpredictability!