Dependable Defender Jesus Christ of Nazareth Football Club
This morning lost His appeal for the red card He received
During His side game with the highly rated Pharisees
He’ll therefore be unavailable for their match against the Sadducees
He was sent off by referee Pontius Pilate
For a massacre on Principalities and Powers
The Club failed to have the decision overturned by the Jurisdiction
He is therefore sentenced to death by crucifixion
The ‘Special One’ is to make no comment on the decision
After Herod Disciplinary Committee dismissed the club’s appeal
Jesus has offered Himself as a sacrificial lamb for a collective guilt
On the club’s recent sloppiness and wilt
The stalwart defender’s Penalty
Will begin with a physical torture
Followed by carrying a heavy rugged cross
Is the Disciplinary Committee right? Make your gloss
GLOSSES FOR JESUS THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB:
Lucas writes, March 28th…2:17
A typical Herod Decision!
I think the decision needs a Revision!
Chris writes, March 28th….2:19
Oh! JC What a wish!
One rule for the rich!
One rule for the poor!
Herod is a force majeure!
Sir Billy writes, March 28th….3:15
Corrupt official! Corrupt leader
All they care is 30 pieces of silver
Major Buckley writes, March 28th…3:17
HE CAN’T GO AWAY WITH IT!
CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM! I submit
Janet writes, March 28th…..4:17
Oh NO! This looks like a JOKE!
Oh my God what a YOKE!
Wolf writes, March 28th….5:15
The blame must lay with McCarthy and McCoy
Surely it’s their fault not Jesus. Sorry boy!
Frank writes,March 28th….. 6:17
You’re an idiot’s wolf!
This Jesus should go play golf!
Crucify Him sir! Crucify Him! I rest my case
Melvin writes, March 28th…7:17
I think they can’t rescind many of the red cards
Because it would highlights the refs as nothing but land guards
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