Dirty Dudes Club (Light Poetry) (Humorous)
Dirty Dudes Club looking for a new president
A dirty guy thinks he is a qualified resident,
He had not showered for the whole year
Nor wash his face, nor brush his teeth, everybody leer.
Guy sent an application to the Club
Describing he was dirty enough,
Lived all his life with raw dirtiest stuff,
On his head, full of lice and dandruff.
To emphasize he is the dirtiest, in all situation
He mentioned that he wrote this application
On a piece of paper he had used in toilet to wipe
To show, he is filthiest and dirtiest of all types.
Dirty Dudes Club rejected his application right away
Saying he is not even par with a mediocre member, in any way
And declared for all of us to remember forever
that all of their members, never cleaned themselves in toilets, ever.
Written by Dr Ko Ko Thein
Salt Lake City.