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GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLY

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GO GIRL GO ADULTS ONLY

I took an aging friend out shopping the other day
There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way
“Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size."
My answer was “No dear, I think you’ll get a surprise.”

But as she slipped my grasp she nipped in before I could stop her.
She stood with her mouth open and asked me what they all were…
“What do you mean dear?” I asked my face was going red
She was holding up a vibrator and swinging it over her head…

“Look at this a mixer, why is it in a foundation shop?”
I grabbed her by the arm saying “A mixer and foundation shop, it is not.”
There were some undies with no crotch, she picked them up and said
“I think there should be more quality control, these are missing on some thread.”

“Come on dear” I said, as I dragged her through the door
 “This is really a sex aid shop” I was leaving before she said more
“If this is an aid shop do we have to give contributions then?
And what are all them pink things that look like worms but say on them ‘Hen’

“Come on dear it’s time to go, this shop is not for you,
I was distinctly embarrassed now and feeling a little bit blue
I told her it was time to go; I wanted to leave before we were seen 
I heard her say "you’re joking love
                                 “I’m getting the big one there in green……..”

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  1. Date: 5/23/2013 6:55:00 PM

    Laughing all the way through this hilarious risque poem "“I think there should be more quality control, these are missing on some thread.” You have conjured up some interesting imagery :)

  1. Date: 5/22/2013 8:07:00 AM

    i can understand your aging friend Mandy Tams, but if it breathe new life into her as this poem does me, so be it Girl.. your a gem...

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/22/2013 8:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha ha thanks harry xx
  1. Date: 5/21/2013 8:00:00 AM

    You kill me, this was a lot of fun!

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/22/2013 8:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Richard xx
  1. Date: 5/21/2013 7:15:00 AM

    Lol this is what we miss when your not around my golden girl, too funny, I believe you just made my morning brighter, I thank you for this, and for being a precious friend, have a great day Mandy those sexy thongs might come in Handy I know you bought them for his ukilandy Do you get my drift, oh snickers !!!

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi flower how are you? snickers to you pet, thongs i thought they were dental floss lol xx
  1. Date: 5/21/2013 5:05:00 AM

    Your aging friend wasn't so aged at all, Mandy. But GREEN? Very witty poem. -Red

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Red, this is something I have only heard about lol xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 5:09:00 PM

    ha! very funny...

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Ilene lol xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 2:53:00 PM

    lol Mandy glad you submiited it ....Seren

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ha ha i told you I would one day lol xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 1:00:00 PM

    Thanks for making me laugh, Mandy....that's classic!

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ha thanks Caleb xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 12:20:00 PM

    Hahaha.....,full of fun. Loved always, bl

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks bl xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 5:21:00 AM

    hahaha. Lovely writing, Mandy. I like. :-)

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol thanks Delysia xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 3:22:00 AM

    lol.... Awesome

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Sasha xx
  1. Date: 5/20/2013 2:46:00 AM

    Hahaha. Thanks for my morning chuckle. Rick

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/21/2013 7:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    My pleasure Rick xx