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In England way back in the 18th century “Pants” was considered a bad word Probably coz it sounds like heavy breathing In bedrooms it could often be heard Ernest Wright once wrote a whole novel Without using the letter “e” Here's a question I'd sure like to ask Which mental institution lives he In Tennessee it's actually against the law To drive your car while sleeping Well how about that my P-Soup friends But you can with one eye peeping Columbus' fee for discovering America Was a paltry three hundred dollar If that was today for crying out loud He'd be living in absolute squalor Hard to believe Baskin Robbins once made Ketchup flavoured ice cream, holy crap Needless to say it wasn't too successful It melted on burgers, imagine that Your thumb is the same length as you nose So nosey people have extra long thumbs That surely explains why you see some people With their thumb stuck up their bum Each year Americans eat 12 billion bananas I eat probably one billion myself Okay that's quite an erroneous statement It's french fries that endanger my health Did you know butterflies taste with their feet Imagine if us humans did that Phew! Stinky poo... I'd swear off eating And be skinny as an underweight gnat Parrots are as intelligent as a five year old child Know friends where that surely applies They have this really overwhelming urge To poop on your head flying by © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 5/18/2013 10:26:00 AM

    Another gem Jack. Had a good chuckle reading this. Very well done sir.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You always honour me with your comments my dear friend! They are very much appreciated! Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 5/18/2013 1:13:00 AM

    jack you did GREAT with these. VERY funny rhyming poetry. I loved it.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you got a kick out of it Andrea! Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 5/17/2013 6:16:00 PM

    Haha, I love it, Jack. You can say the wildest thing! Hope you have a great weekend. Keep smiling and dream of some stuffs :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Stay tuned... more of these to come! Lots of fun sourcing these! You keep smiling too! Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 5/17/2013 7:38:00 AM

    My friend had a blue McCaw that was rather intelligent... but they're a little mean at times... Every time it laid an egg it got mean and wouldn't let anyone but it's owner into the house... The egg never hatched cause there was no papa bird... They either bond with their owner... or another bird... They're quite loyal. But I've seen it sharpen it's beak on a 2X4x4... Gone in 60 seconds. Down right frighenting! PS They walk almost every where they go... with occasional flying.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    McCaws can be quite nasty it seems! Maybe they're frustrated coz they can't fly long distances and visit far away places like Hawaii! Did you ever think of than? xoxoxox
  1. Date: 5/17/2013 7:25:00 AM

    This is such an elegant and insightful write my friend! You have painted a hilarious poem this morning! You have created a delightful piece with a fun enlightenment! I really enjoyed this amazing write, an exciting poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Like I said to Sasha, these are fun to write! Glad you like 'em. Cheers my good friend!
  1. Date: 5/17/2013 6:48:00 AM

    lol entertaining as always and not forgetting brilliant.. :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 5/19/2013 5:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    These are fun to do. Glad you and everyone enjoys them. More to come... love ya! Hugs, Jack xoxox