Dinkley donker doffle, my momma made me some waffles.
They came out too hot and made me distraught
so instead she made me some boffles.
Dinkley donker doffle, my boffles were totally awful
so momma felt bad and awfully sad so she made me
some tinkly toffles.
Dinkly donker doffle, the tinkley toffles were thoughtful
but they made me turn red so she sent me to bed
I should have just taken the waffles.