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PIRATE PUB SONG

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PIRATE PUB SONG

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN"

Wobbly-boot ter rubbity-dub
nary me ol' hide did scrub
showin' crack
'n grinder plaque
th' pirate's shorin' 

Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot, 
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'

Th' briny whore, th' scurvy wench
wit' bloomers off 'n stinky stench
fer ha'penny's worth
did warm me berth
'n rolled off snorin'

Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot, 
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'

Up th' hips 'n spread th' knees
tig ol' bitties pump 'n squeeze
roll th' rump
hump-hump-hump-hump
a-rippin' 'n roarin'

Hail th' buccaneerin' frog
tip th' keg 'n swill me grog
a blunt o' pot, 
a wench's bot
fer all-night whorin'






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  1. Date: 12/29/2013 4:37:00 AM

    Enjoyed your poem and congratulations on the fine win,Delysia

  1. Date: 12/28/2013 9:22:00 PM

    Delysia, :) , CONGRATULATIONS, thank you for supporting my SMILE contest. :) Wishing you a Warm And Heartfelt New Year. Take care.... LINDA

  1. Date: 10/11/2013 6:15:00 PM

    This definately gets funnier the more its read, Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 9/19/2013 5:54:00 PM

    This is very cute and funny. It keeps the reader interested and amused. Nice job.

  1. Date: 8/10/2013 5:53:00 AM

    Delysia....PLEASE....sing this rollicker on Drake's "coast to coast" radio show this coming tues.nite! jimbo

  1. Date: 8/3/2013 11:30:00 AM

    Congrats on your win.... I'll meet ya at the pub and we'll do some celebrating.... Yo Ho Ho.....Jake

  1. Date: 7/30/2013 7:13:00 PM

    Ha I just spotted another 1st for you, congratulations again. Mind you Licia how much longer are you going to rely on these oldies, time to get the pen revolving round the paper don't you think lol. Take care, Richard

  1. Date: 7/29/2013 6:36:00 PM

    hmmm Congrad's on your fine verse winning! Light & Love

  1. Date: 7/29/2013 1:02:00 PM

    Excellent poem. Congratulations on your victory. :) G.

    hendricks Avatar delysia hendricks Date: 7/29/2013 2:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Done, G. Thanks so much for the placement. :-)
  1. Date: 7/18/2013 10:50:00 PM

    D , Anne, has nice taste ..... congrats with your Song Lyrics entry... love~ SKAT

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 3:38:00 PM

    Excellent work! Congratulations! G.

  1. Date: 7/15/2013 10:12:00 PM

    Now that's what I call a pirate's song! Congrats on your win, Delysia! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 5:48:00 PM

    enjoyed your winning poem, in the lyric poem contest.... always *LINDA*

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 8:03:00 AM

    H ha just love it, congrats

  1. Date: 7/14/2013 7:40:00 AM

    Lovvveeeee it!!!!! Can hear a party of happy people singing it! Congratulations

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 8:12:00 PM

    A magnificent entry into my contest, my dear poet friend! Well done, and many congrats! Thanks for participating. :)

  1. Date: 5/26/2013 5:44:00 PM

    Hi Delysia, what good fun!! This is one great write and read/sing. Levity with form in poetry is a talent and I thank you for sharing yours. Randy

  1. Date: 5/20/2013 5:51:00 AM

    great humour in this amusing write love it

  1. Date: 5/15/2013 2:43:00 PM

    so is this on the winners list? It sure does seem like a bar song!! I could never do one like this!!

  1. Date: 5/13/2013 4:49:00 PM

    I extremely enjoy singing your great poem/song my dear friend Delysia. You're not only a great poet but a great song writer. I enjoyed so much this one. Thank you so much for sharing. I'll come back soon to read more of your great writes. Thank you so much for your kind visit and your wonderful comments on my work. Have a great day! love and big hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 5/12/2013 11:25:00 PM

    Very nicely done.

  1. Date: 5/11/2013 12:59:00 AM

    Oh my-this put me in the mood for a pint or two or three or four LOL Good Luck in the contest (not that ye'll be needin it. Winner for sure. SuZ

  1. Date: 5/10/2013 10:49:00 AM

    Simply wonderful! First winner in the contest, if I was the judge Love, Hanitra

  1. Date: 5/8/2013 4:26:00 AM

    Couldn't resist dropping by again and getting my 'Delysia fix' this morning (Addicted to your poetry) Hands down winner for sure...No one else need apply...

  1. Date: 5/7/2013 5:11:00 PM

    You seemed to have had a blast doing this my dear Delysia, I predict a winner here, and I don't need no crystal ball, nice xxx

  1. Date: 5/4/2013 7:26:00 PM

    Omy goodness.....I'm laughing enough to fall off my bar stool !!!! Good job!!!!

  1. Date: 5/4/2013 3:22:00 PM

    Delysia Hendricks!!! GET YO SELF OUT DAT BAR ROOM GIRL!!!

  1. Date: 5/3/2013 5:56:00 PM

    Couldn't help but bring back memories of my favorite movie "Tom Jones" for some reason (the sex, I guess). It's great and a winner for sure, I think!

  1. Date: 4/28/2013 4:27:00 PM

    Arrrgh! What say ye, tis a song fittin fer such a scurvy lot, tis time fer a pub crawl methinks

  1. Date: 4/27/2013 9:18:00 PM

    this is a raucous crowd Delysia....nicely penned....best wishes

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