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Tourist traps

Tourist traps Can a plonker should a plonker, love a San-Goanna stonker, not unless he’s bloody bonkers coming is de crazy cats in white, see crazy San-Goannas running, sucking birds eggs, an out a hunting , Kookaburra eating snakes humming, Ha, ha. ha, ha, sweet delight… Mr tourist, watchem watchem, Keep the eyeball sharp insight, Funnel web, dodge and sidestep, Death is coming with his bite Watchem mr death by adder, Step on him will fang ya badder, Piddle from the bloody bladder, Hysterectomy of fright, Mr Death do say goodnight… Don Johnson no bities are getting ironed out by Aussies, some are protected like brown snakes, Brisbane still has Brown snakes and Kangaroos, though they are rare here...Funnell web spider is found in the Toowoomba mountain area and in Sydney suburbs sometimes....watch out for trapdoor web over an inch or bigger hole in ground....

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  1. Date: 4/8/2013 5:16:00 AM
    Australia has so many varied species of nature..Does winter bring really cold weather or is it fairly warm all year?...Thanks for stopping by...Is there danger in the cities of the very poisonous species or have they disappeared from the highly populated areas? ...Sara

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 6:57:00 PM
    Oh my, Don! Is this up there in Australia. remind me not to ever be a tourist... super love the poem...PD