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Moaning Lisa

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Moaning Lisa



You'd never know this masterpiece By Leonardo da Vinci Was painted while Moaning Lisa Had cramps in her lower vicinity Muffling her moans while she sat there Knowing what fame lay ahead Knew she'd become most recognized Centuries after she was dead You really can't see the porta-potty But trust me I know it's there Actually had these devices back then Build right into each chair My job on P-Soup has forever been To basically tickle your fancy Not really sure I know where that is Guessing it can be a bit chancy Next time you view this famous painting Think of Moaning Lisa's chagrin With such an angelic look on her face Never guess the discomfort she was in! © Jack Ellison 2013 Apologies to Leonardo!

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  1. Date: 3/29/2013 5:24:00 PM

    Haven't been on to see your work in a while and saw the title and had to read this. Of course I was not dissappointed. Certain parts of the material may be "chancy" but you passed it through so far. Very clever my friend. Great work.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 3/29/2013 8:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'll keep writing this silly nonsense if you'll keep reading 'em... deal? Cheers, your friend Jack
  1. Date: 3/29/2013 4:03:00 PM

    Ha, did you read it somewhere? Did she really have cramps? Lol, too funny, Jack. Enjoyed. You can write about anything :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 3/29/2013 8:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Can't be certain but methinks it's a true story!!! :) Thanks dear Toquyen xoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/29/2013 11:56:00 AM

    I've always suspected it wasn't a happy smile! Thanks for filling me in...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 3/29/2013 7:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    If you have any questions, just ask me! I'm a wealth of wacky information! LOL Happy Easter dear Donna! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/29/2013 11:35:00 AM

    I'll never look at that painting in the same way again!... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 3/29/2013 7:57:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL Now you know the rest of the story, as some old guy used to say! Big loving hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/29/2013 6:11:00 AM

    Ha Ha, LOL, this is too funny my friend! I really loved how you said she had cramps and that is how she had that weird looking grin on her face! How hilarious! I don't think you need to apologize to Leonardo because you never know what the situation truly was! What a brilliant piece here Jack, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 3/29/2013 6:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Whatta strange mind this old geezer has eh? LOL Thanks my good friend!