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A Sport for Gold Diggers

Sookie said (as she stood at the tee), "Though this golfing is boring to me, the odds can't be beat. Of golfers I meet, for each woman, the males number three!!" *Note: Female golfers number fewer than 23% in this sport. With the many doctors and lawyers that seem to enjoy this activity, I can't help but think it would be a great place for a single lady to meet rich men! For the Golf Limerick Poetry Contest of Craig Cornish

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  1. Date: 9/3/2013 4:32:00 AM

    I see how this was a winner. Very witty limerick. Good job.

  1. Date: 4/17/2013 10:29:00 AM

    Had me smiling thinking of Tiger Woods and his ladies. Just kidding. Nicely done. love phyl

  1. Date: 4/16/2013 4:36:00 PM

    Congrats, Andrea. Great job. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 9:39:00 AM

    Super AD, and I do think there's some truth in this!! LOL

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 6:54:00 PM

    Great one Andrea...congratulations.. Donna

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 10:58:00 AM

    Hola Andrea, thank you for the nice hi on my cherry poem, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 11:25:00 PM

    Dear Andrea, Hope this finds YOU and Yours Healthy and High in the Spirit.Congratulations on YOUR Well Deserved Win in Craig Cornish's Contest "Golf Limerick" Maybe I should take up Golf. Do rich Women Play Golf?? Awesome POETIC Artistry Superb Quill. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege...HG

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 6:13:00 AM

    Congrats on your win, Andrea!'s a good one for sure.

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:03:00 AM

    Congratulations Andy!!! Welll done. Love ya Deb

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:02:00 AM

    Another great one my friend. Congrats. Rick

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 6:34:00 PM

    Good Limerick! Congratulations on the fine win!

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 5:04:00 PM

    Nice job, congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 4:00:00 PM

    Congrats on your win Andrea. ~A.O

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 2:12:00 PM

    really, ? I think I should take up golf then. Congrats on your win Andrea, very witty entry

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 1:43:00 PM

    ha! you've made a good point here, in a clever and fun way...

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 11:00:00 AM

    That Sookie gets around a lot !! haha, can't go anywhere these days! Funny poem, Andrea......congratulations!!

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 10:08:00 AM

    ha, love it and thanks Andy,, you have given me a boost with your comments xx

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 1:30:00 AM

    Hi "Tiger" A D , but none of these "swingers" (golf) would get near your talented writes . But , that's par-for-the-course !!. Good to hear you , Sean ..

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 8:14:00 PM

    Witty and clever Limerick! A great idea for ladies in need! LOL! Craig will love it ... My best wishes. Ruben.

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:23:00 PM

    lol, love it - and you could have a point there

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 10:20:00 AM

    great poem. nicely done - JH

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 12:30:00 PM

    How anyone puts up with the frustrations of golf I'll never understand. Please, ladies, you are smarter than that - find your fortune elsewhere. Love, daver

    Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/31/2013 4:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hahaha, my sentiments too!
  1. Date: 3/30/2013 1:56:00 AM

    hahahaha.. a quite observation from you, Andrea :) nicely penned, i wonder where did u get this witty idea.. im good, btw. how bout you? :)

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 7:17:00 PM

    nice write wishes..

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 6:55:00 PM

    Haha love this, Andrea! Based on your clever analysis, I guess I'd better take up golf! ;)

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 3:43:00 PM

    Golf is an aquired taste. Like other adult things. But when you hit that ball so fine. Your spirit really sings. Have a nice day Andrea. :)

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 3:35:00 PM

    good one Andrea,,,, been sick around 9 days now. first day of feeling myself. I like this ;}

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 12:32:00 PM

    I love the approach here.Very good Limerick in the theme of the contest.

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 11:36:00 AM

    So THATS why all those pretty young ladies keep following me around the golf course!...I thought it was because they admired my game...'Sookie said'...What a first line! - Tim

  1. Date: 3/26/2013 10:59:00 AM

    Hahaha, Andrea, this is priceless. I oughta take up golfing. ;) Thanks for the laugh this morning, this is a marvelous entry for the contest!