Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

See and share Beautiful Nature Photos and amazing photos of interesting places

Quote of the Day

Quote Left"The harder you work, the luckier you get."Quote Right

by Gary Player

  |  Comment

A Sport for Gold Diggers

Andrea Dietrich Avatar Andrea Dietrich - LIFETIME Premium Member Andrea Dietrich - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled A Sport for Gold Diggers which was written by poet Andrea Dietrich. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Andrea Dietrich

Best Andrea Dietrich Poems

+ Fav Poet

A Sport for Gold Diggers

Sookie said (as she stood at the tee), "Though this golfing is boring to me, the odds can't be beat. Of golfers I meet, for each woman, the males number three!!" *Note: Female golfers number fewer than 23% in this sport. With the many doctors and lawyers that seem to enjoy this activity, I can't help but think it would be a great place for a single lady to meet rich men! For the Golf Limerick Poetry Contest of Craig Cornish

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 9/3/2013 4:32:00 AM
    I see how this was a winner. Very witty limerick. Good job.

  1. Date: 4/17/2013 10:29:00 AM
    Had me smiling thinking of Tiger Woods and his ladies. Just kidding. Nicely done. love phyl

  1. Date: 4/16/2013 4:36:00 PM
    Congrats, Andrea. Great job. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 9:39:00 AM
    Super AD, and I do think there's some truth in this!! LOL

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 6:54:00 PM
    Great one Andrea...congratulations.. Donna

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 10:58:00 AM
    Hola Andrea, thank you for the nice hi on my cherry poem, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 11:25:00 PM
    Dear Andrea, Hope this finds YOU and Yours Healthy and High in the Spirit.Congratulations on YOUR Well Deserved Win in Craig Cornish's Contest "Golf Limerick" Maybe I should take up Golf. Do rich Women Play Golf?? Awesome POETIC Artistry Superb Quill. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege...HG

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 6:13:00 AM
    Congrats on your win, Andrea!'s a good one for sure.

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:03:00 AM
    Congratulations Andy!!! Welll done. Love ya Deb

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:02:00 AM
    Another great one my friend. Congrats. Rick

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 6:34:00 PM
    Good Limerick! Congratulations on the fine win!

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 5:04:00 PM
    Nice job, congrats on your win.

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 4:00:00 PM
    Congrats on your win Andrea. ~A.O

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 2:12:00 PM
    really, ? I think I should take up golf then. Congrats on your win Andrea, very witty entry

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 1:43:00 PM
    ha! you've made a good point here, in a clever and fun way...

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 11:00:00 AM
    That Sookie gets around a lot !! haha, can't go anywhere these days! Funny poem, Andrea......congratulations!!

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 10:08:00 AM
    ha, love it and thanks Andy,, you have given me a boost with your comments xx

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 1:30:00 AM
    Hi "Tiger" A D , but none of these "swingers" (golf) would get near your talented writes . But , that's par-for-the-course !!. Good to hear you , Sean ..

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 8:14:00 PM
    Witty and clever Limerick! A great idea for ladies in need! LOL! Craig will love it ... My best wishes. Ruben.

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 3:23:00 PM
    lol, love it - and you could have a point there