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NEED A CHUCKLE READ THIS

                          
            
             
         
An old man lay  sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
 
When the usher  came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're  only allowed one seat."
 
The old man just groaned but didn't budge.
The  usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going  to have to call the manager."
 
Once again, the old man just  groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment  he
returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to  move the old disheveled
man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned  the police.
 
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All  right
buddy what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya  from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
 
With terrible pain in his voice,  and without moving a muscle, Fred
replied, "The balcony."
 
 
  

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  1. Date: 3/17/2013 1:54:00 PM

    Oh mercy me Rose...What an absolute hoot you are!...Love the fact that you can write serious and eloquent poetry but have a rollicking sense of humor too...What was the joke you wrote about shampooing in the shower and something about removing extra pounds?...I think it was on one of your blogs...More please ma'am! - Tim

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 6:31:00 AM

    Very interesting write. Enjoyed. Tfs

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 6:14:00 PM

    I did indeed chuckle. Thanks!

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 4:58:00 PM

    This was a good one. Thanks for sharing. Rose, when you read my Spanish Poem - I don't know if you understood it, but it is in English too. On my very first poems. ( A Daily Consumed Society ) i had a note there but it didn't show. I went back and fixed it. Lucilla

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 8:47:00 AM

    oh, yes, I remember this one. A very good funny for my Saturday.

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 7:32:00 AM

    M.R. -> LOVE it!!!! :) :) :) Thanks for the chuckle :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 2:36:00 AM

    Lol Rose ....Seren

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 10:47:00 PM

    Ha,ha...Your funny! :o) xxx

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 9:34:00 PM

    Thanks for the "chuckle" !!!! Good story/joke telling here !!

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 9:23:00 PM

    Oh no.....great.....did you make this up....wonderful...Rose...

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 9:10:00 PM

    This is too funny 'Rose'! I truly enjoyed reading it this evening! I'm glad you shared this rather humorous piece, Thank you!!