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  1. Date: 5/16/2013 11:06:00 AM
    Ohhh EwwwwW o_O... I was thinking it was a fart, making tooty toot bubbles in the tub but oh~ ewwy, the water turneth browneth! Better take a bath again, haha! Gross but very memorable! I think weird oftentimes, that one just gushed out,written in 3 mins, And woww! 5k?? That is amazing! I'm so impressed with your bravery and determination, risking so much to bring the word of God to those who need them. Wow, beautiful and brave soul you are! You say "small", but in the lives you touched, HUGE!

  1. Date: 4/3/2013 4:05:00 AM
    OH...d...I agree with Charmaine...I thought it would be some sexy steamy thing...but something brown??? CALEB!!! ;) Whatever makes you laugh, my dear!

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 8:14:00 AM
    Ow gee i thought i was heading for something sesual.How wrong i was.. : )Funny poem hehe.

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 4:27:00 PM
    What a hooty toot toot of a poem! And as you get older, the toots are even more musical and are very creative! My dear wife Cathie says mine must be unequaled in the "annals of fartdom"! Cheers!

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 4:39:00 AM
    Arghhh grossssss!!!! But funny, I couldn't help but laugh. Why is it that anything about our bodily functions mankind finds so hilarious???

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 7:23:00 AM
    You kill me Caleb. Your kids are lucky to have such an entertaining dad.

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 8:51:00 AM
    You are great Caleb...just keep it up don't stop...when you have to start discussing the serious stuff with them you can do it the same way and they will always feel free to talk to are wise....Donna

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 2:18:00 PM
    Then it was time for a proper bath ...... lol - Have a beautiful weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 11:46:00 PM
    hahaha. GROSS!!!!!!

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 1:41:00 PM
    Hahaha your kids are so lucky to have a dad who can be funny and gross. This is exactly the type of humour kids love. If I ever have kids, I am reading these poems to them!

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 11:05:00 AM
    I really like your last 3 light poems...funny gross =) I've written some similar things for my own daughter but she's not quite old enough to understand it yet ...but once they grow to that age its awesome to joke with them..and daddy's are best for that =P ~Lauryn