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Yo! Momma! Remember me? I'm your sweet little loving son! I know I'm not cute like the other kids But my heart's as big as the sun Yo! Momma! Remember me? Could it be something I did? Why'd you go and sell me to the zoo? I've tried hard to be a good kid Yo! Momma! Remember me? Heard tell of a real nasty rumour It's because I'm quite a bit different Ever think I'm just a late bloomer? Yo! Momma! Remember me? Maybe one day I'll look like Brad Pitt When I lose all this excess body hair Your feelings of pride won't quit Yo! Momma! Remember me? Though I look a bit like an orangutan Please let your son come back home You'll be proud of your little man Yo! Momma! Remember me? I'm your sweet little loving son! I know I'm not cute like the other kids But my heart's as big as the sun © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 3/20/2013 7:09:00 AM
    so cool, bitter and sweet, thank you :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/21/2013 8:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Just having a little bit of fun... silly eh! Thanks for dropping by, my friend... come by again!
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 10:17:00 PM
    I actually knew somewhat of the canadian healthcare system from an old Dave Chapelle joke. Is plastic surgery covered? Lol, just kidding, you're very clever Jack and I'm sure you could write any form you wanted. Thanks again for your comment on my poem. NOW TELL ME YOU CHECKED OUT THE CLERIHEWS, lol, the ones titled some clerihews to make jack laugh or scoff lol. That was my attempt at some humor. Great work and humor here for sure.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/13/2013 7:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I look forward to your comments my friend... always entertaining, always enlightening! I'll keep writin' 'em if you keep readin' 'em! Thanks, Jack
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 5:53:00 PM
    OHHHH... You can follow me home (with Cathie too)... every body else does... We have quite an menagerie here Hubby, kids, cats, dogs, birds... and some stubborn moles that I've been trying to sell a Florida vacation package to... Darn I'm loveable... They all have a story that just breaks my heart... Snicker... LOL... Except that dragon which won't stop pooping in my garden... Darn old thing... Who told him fertilizer is good for roses, any way?... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 8:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Cool new choppers eh! Got 'em at a garage sale... had a couple of teeth missing but it was a fantastic price! So you have room up in your attic for us if we need it one day?! GREAT to know! Your mind sure works in strange ways my dear sweet Carol girl! LOL Hugs xox
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 5:02:00 PM
    Cute poem Jack....we starting a new facial fad? All the better to bite you? Hahaha....

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 8:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Like my spiffy new dentures? LOL Love ya Donna girl! Huggs xox
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 10:17:00 AM
    This was sweet. I couldn't help but think of a little rapper coming back home shortly after moving out. All hail the Quatrain King... HAHA! You always seem to manage making my day just a little bit goofier... thanks for sharing!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 8:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Goofy is good! LOL The Quatrain King rides again! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 6:46:00 AM
    hahaha. Nice writing, Jack. How's my little orangutan today? I enjoyed this delightful read. :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 6:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ghrbbol sfguh r bovnkml! (sorry, he no speaka ze englis) :)
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 6:03:00 AM
    This is quite the beautiful and gorgeous write my friend! I truly loved reading this incredible poem this morning! You have written a masterful and intriguing piece here Jack! I loved how you wrote this delightful poem, with such loving tenderness for your Mother, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/12/2013 6:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You are too too kind my good friend! You start my every day with a smile... thanks Russell!