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I Think Your Natural Habitat Is Bed

I think your natural habitat is bed.
Although you do so nicely, 
in your kitchen, baking bread, 
and when at the dining table, 
can enjoy the cheapest red, 
still, I think your natural habitat is bed. 

You paint truly lovely pictures, 
in all the colours, blue to red, 
write some you beaut bonzer verses, 
as swell a modest feller's head, 
but you're at your most creative
when cavorting with clothes shed.
So I think your natural habitat is bed.

You're really such a lot of fun
at things much better left unsaid
but should we laugh the way we do? 
Should we groan some more instead? 
Perhaps neighbours might be thinking
we ain't really too well bred? 
But you're such a lovely lady
and I'm so very easy led
so I think your natural habitat is bed.

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  1. Date: 4/24/2013 1:35:00 AM

    so hmmm, I am thinking this is the same person who is also the good cook!!! ( I had seen this one before and I like it just as much the second time around)

  1. Date: 4/5/2013 9:26:00 AM

    This is one awesome love poem!!! ABove par in MY book, RED, the poet who loves his lady in BED!!

  1. Date: 3/13/2013 2:40:00 PM

    A great poem about a great lady. Such a beautiful rhythm :-)

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 10:16:00 AM

    lol. Ahhhh, the lass be talented where most it matters. 'Tis lucky you are, m'lad - or not, as may be the case mayhaps? Enjoyable writing in perfect rhythm-and-rhyme style, as ever. I like, very much. :)

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 6:30:00 AM

    This is awesome and amusing and sexy Red, thanks for sharing, xxx