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The Bunny is Dead

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The Bunny is Dead

What a sad day 
No more Easter bunny
I don't mean to laugh
But some tales are funny

I think in the end
It's really his fault
you would never guess
Who was locked in his vault

The bunny was Jealous 
Of jolly old Saint Nick
He felt like second fiddle
To a jolly white haired prick

So when the vault door opened
He pushed old Nick inside
He thought to himself
I'll take his sleigh for a ride

Before he got going
He loaded eggs in the back
Each one carefully packed
In poor Santa's red sack

On Donner on Blitzen 
They flew up in the sky
An inexperienced flyer
Is now a very dead guy

His tiny bunny body
Was bounced out from the sled
Rudolph tossed him out
So now the Bunny's dead

March 9th, 2013
Clue contest

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  1. Date: 3/21/2013 8:00:00 AM

    Ha, ha! Like the humour here. Poor Bunny.

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 10:56:00 PM

    This was incredibly imaginative, my friend! I like the concept of holiday symbols being jealous of each other. I'm also reminded of that fairly recent movie Rise of the Guardians... in that the Easter Bunny was also jealous of Saint Nick.

  1. Date: 3/14/2013 7:29:00 PM

    This is hilarious Rick, I burst out laughing reading this witty write. Hugs

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/14/2013 7:56:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Cecilia, you must be psycic, I was just thinking about you just a few hours ago. How are things in your world?
  1. Date: 3/12/2013 8:57:00 AM

    hehe...I had a good laugh reading this one...thanks!.....jolly white haired prick...awesome

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/12/2013 9:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I had fun writing this one. Thanks for commenting.
  1. Date: 3/11/2013 9:33:00 PM

    Clear and concise top rated humor. Dark, yet funny. Real funny. Thanks

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/12/2013 7:50:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Scott, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 4:28:00 PM

    Oh my. Now I am worried.

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/11/2013 6:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Sorry! Thanks for commenting.
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:59:00 AM

    Awww! Who is going to bring me Easter candy now?! I want my chocolate bunny and jelly beans, darn it!!

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 10:34:00 AM

    May your "Bunny" rest in peace ............ poor little bunny. - Like it, Richard. - Have a nice weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/11/2013 6:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Anne Lise
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 8:00:00 AM

    hahaha, I like. It seems I've been reading nothing but funny poetry today. Thank heavens for light moments. This one is sure to be a winner. My very best of luck to you in the contest. :)

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 7:41:00 AM

    Poor Santa and poor poor bunny !! Yes I had to chuckle a bit too !! Enjoyed !! I guess the bunny put all his eggs in one sack .. and lost !!

    The Gypsy King Avatar Scott Howard Myers The Gypsy King Date: 3/11/2013 9:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A moral to the story
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 6:52:00 AM

    Oh Gash Richard, really, now you got me crying some real tears here, got to go to work and my mascara is all runny, sniff Snuffle! Fine, it's cool, thank you for the entertaining piece my friend, good luck in the contest, I'll be looking out for dead bunnies on the road today, stay safe, xxxx