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Tightie Whities

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Tightie Whities



Tightie whities are my normal attire While composing my marvellous rhymes Inspired by the freedom my undies provide Such passion and jubilation is mine Fully clothed, creativity's quite restricted Grandiose words stick in my throat As soon as I divest myself of my trousers It immediately re-floats my boat I try real hard to imagine all you poets Naughty images take over my mind I'm begging you friends to please cover up One day we'll see each other on line It's okay for me, with my Adonis like body But some of you less fortunate souls Might want to avoid the total embarrassment And cover up your multiple folds Tightie whities are now my normal attire While composing my marvellous rhymes Don't often brag 'bout my amazing body Decided it was certainly about time! © Jack Ellison 2014

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  1. Date: 3/9/2013 8:28:00 PM
    Jack, I'm at work reading this and burst into laughter. I had to share this with the office.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/10/2013 4:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You're like a new found treasure my sweet friend! Happy you enjoyed my silliness and shared it! Until the next time, huggs and much love! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 4:37:00 PM
    You are one crazy guy....and loved by all...:-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 6:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you... I take that as a great compliment dear Donna! LOL Great big huggeroonies, Jack xox
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 2:33:00 PM
    JACKKKKKKK!!!!!! Whatever works for you, baby! Just don't go snooping around to see what works for us! ;) Hugs! WOW! You should get a prize on the strength of your titles alone...let alone the whities! ;)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 6:53:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    As you can see below, you leave me speechless! LOL "You should get a prize on the strength of your titles alone" I'm retired from a career in advertising so you are right on with your comment about titles! They have to grab you... love ya! xox
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 6:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


  1. Date: 3/9/2013 2:09:00 PM
    More funny stuff. I'm reminded of those ritzy 19th century English gents from long ago that are overtly in love with themselves. I assume this piece was written out of a joy for writing and expression and you're not actually this conceited... the last two stanzas were my personal favorites.

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 3/11/2013 12:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Good for you on the weight loss! Always nice to hear :)
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 6:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No, this was all in fun! It is certainly not a treat to see me in my tightie whities! LOL Although, I'm in better shape than I was at the beginning of June last year... have dropped 50 lbs. of ugly fat since then! LOL Cheers my new friend!
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 8:24:00 AM
    Have you tried a kilt?... Snicker... All girls love a kilt... Right Cathie?

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 11:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And what does a Scottie wear under his kilt? A wang... a wang... hey don't blame me! LOL Cathie says, "you KNOW it!!!"
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 6:58:00 AM
    Too funny, Jack! Why not? When you have it, show it :). Love it!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 11:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "When you have it, show it" But this old bod should be under lock and key for the safety of mankind... could cause an accident! LOL
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 5:41:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is a truly funny write my friend, I love how you bragged about yourself, that was hilarious...no offense given my friend, I'm sure your body is really nicely built, I just loved how you bragged about it! Your tightie whities are very humorous, I don't do that, I have a child here living with us, she wouldn't like that much I imagine. What an awesome piece you have written you tenderhearted man! Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 5:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    All in fun, my good man... all in fun! "Adonis like body"... I think NOT! LOL Have a great day!
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 5:34:00 AM
    ha ha that diet worked wonders on you I can see , did you know you have you web cam on Jack? and yes the whites are certainly tight lol xx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 5:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Oops! Thought I turned that damn thing off! LOL Big big hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 3/9/2013 4:43:00 AM
    hahaha. I'm still laughing as I'm writing this comment. Good writing, funny man.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 3/9/2013 4:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Mission accomplished! Keep on that giggling... it's good for ya!!! Love Jack xox