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Gotta Run Down to the Store -

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Gotta Run Down to the Store -

DAMN it, you stupid old fart!
Why did you pull out THAT cart?
That cart with the wobbly front wheel
And it squeaks! (How embarrassed I feel)
Oops...beg your pardon sweet ma'am
Yes, I know who I think that I am...
(Crash) Oh good god mercy me
"CLEAN-UP ON AISLE NUMBER THREE"

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  1. Date: 4/13/2014 10:59:00 PM

    Tim, an effectively humorous poem and a wonderful winner, congrats!

  1. Date: 4/9/2014 10:14:00 AM

    So much fun, congrats.

  1. Date: 4/9/2014 9:53:00 AM

    A wonderful poem, congrats on the win, tim

  1. Date: 4/9/2014 3:40:00 AM

    HI TIM, , Congratulations, thank you for supporting my contest...:) LINDA

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 6:39:00 AM

    Too funny and close to home!!! Congrats Tim...Donna

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 10:45:00 AM

    Good day Tim, Congratulations with your winning poem ;-) Have yourself a nice day. Always & Forever*PD

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 1:57:00 PM

    Cute one ...Congrats on your great win..Sara

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 12:45:00 PM

    Happens to me every time. Great win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 8:05:00 AM

    ha love your grook Tim, well done and congrats on your win xx

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 5:53:00 AM

    Tim, an awesome Grook. Congrats on your win. Rick

  1. Date: 4/8/2013 3:44:00 AM

    Haha thats great congratulations....seren

  1. Date: 3/11/2013 10:52:00 AM

    Haha... I enjoyed this short little piece... quite original. I felt like I was really there being hopelessly irritated by the squeaky wheels. Nice one!

  1. Date: 3/7/2013 1:05:00 PM

    One must have patience with these old farts, the modern day supermarket scourge. Talk about being oblivious, slow. I am one of these old farts and have bumped the person in line in front of me. Duh. Good work, young feller. Love, daver

  1. Date: 3/6/2013 6:55:00 AM

    This is really too funny. You are pretty good at these witty ones. So enjoyed reading this poem of yours.

  1. Date: 3/5/2013 6:31:00 PM

    BBQ sauce? That's me!!!!!! So great....:-)

  1. Date: 3/5/2013 7:38:00 AM

    I can relate to this grook, Tim! : ) Very funny. Good luck in the contest.

  1. Date: 3/5/2013 7:38:00 AM

    Soup Mail!

  1. Date: 3/4/2013 11:38:00 PM

    Oh, that sailor sonnet you asked me about, it's just a regular English sonnet but I divided the stanzas in a bit of an unorthodox way. That is probably why you got confused!

  1. Date: 3/4/2013 11:36:00 PM

    hahahaha, this is the funniest I have seen tonight!!! GREAT GROOK.

  1. Date: 3/4/2013 3:04:00 PM

    ha! very amusing...

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