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The Tooth Fairy's Confession

Everyone has a good old time
They’re written in songs, they’re written in rhyme,
They have their own days or have their own season,
And none of those guys get more applause
Than that fat old dude named Santa Clause.
Jack Frost is praised for nothing more
Than leaving his artwork on windows and doors,
And the boogeyman gets accolades
For scarin’ the hell outta Susie and Dave.
I can’t get busy with my petty labors
Till the Sandman goes and does me a favor.
They’re all guys and all overrated,
Overpaid, over loved, like that rabbit I dated,
And what do I get for a nighttime of chores
But a sack full of teeth and not a thing more.
Well, none of ‘em will think it’s so freakin’ funny
When they find what I’ve done with that damn Easter Bunny!


Feb. 25, 2013 For Lisa’s Easter Bunny Contest
With a tip of the hat to Theodor Geisel

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  1. Date: 3/27/2013 4:00:00 PM

    I'm glad I have no more baby teeth to put under my pillow, I'm now scared of the tooth fairy! LOL....Hilarious write, big congrats! Hugs

  1. Date: 3/25/2013 10:53:00 AM

    Bahaha this is truly hilarious. Such a well-deserved win. You sure are racking them up! Awesome job, Craig :)

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 1:18:00 PM

    Congrat's on the win. I knew this was a good take on the theme.

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:51:00 PM

    ha love it, well done and congrats Craig xx

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 12:38:00 PM

    This is an amazing story and travel all the way through...congrats...Donna

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 8:34:00 AM

    You covered a lot of territory in fairy-tale land.........in a Seussational, enjoyable and delightful poem, Craig! Congrats to you!!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 12:39:00 PM

    Good morning Craig, a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 4:57:00 PM

    Excellent, Craig. Well done. Nice going. Ralph

  1. Date: 3/20/2013 10:06:00 AM

    Great one Craig....congrats..Donna

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 9:28:00 PM

    Very enjoyable. And obviously did make PD laugh. Congratulations.

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 6:24:00 AM

    Now here's a funny one! Great job and congrats!

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 12:58:00 AM

    Many congrats for this fairy write and win.

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 7:32:00 PM

    Love your humor and wit Craig. A BLAST of a read! RAY

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 6:34:00 PM

    Craig, thanks for the chuckle and awesome poem.. always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 6:32:00 PM

    The teeth or the huevos ? If you get my drift... Congratulations!

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 6:07:00 PM

    haha what is he now Craig, a Whitsun Whippet....Seren

  1. Date: 2/28/2013 10:44:00 AM

    No! Not the Easter Bunnie... LOL... Fun read.

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 5:44:00 PM

    That Tooth Fairy has issues. Good luck in the contest. I wasn't so happy with the boogeyman that night, my wife's name is Susie.

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 2:53:00 PM

    Haha. All the bigger the better!!! Teeth that is!

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 11:36:00 AM

    Loved this! Hilarious write! Glad to get acquainted through this lovely rhyme! Yes...revenge is sweet! :)