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Family Dinner

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Family Dinner

Hey babe, how ya doin, how ya been? It's me, c'mon invite me in!
Say, nice place, where's the kitchen, what drawer are the knives in?!
Nice couch, does it fold out? Nice dog, what's his name? Does he fetch?
Play dead?
Burnt one, ate one, used the other as a table to operate on while the meat dripped from her ribs.
KNOCK KNOCK
Hey babe, it's your parents, let's invite them in!
Look boy! She pissed the carpet! 
Good evening sir, Who am I? Why I'm Mike, your daughters inside, knees pulled to her chin!
Can I offer you a plate? It's hospitality with a side of your child's jelly-
Afterwards we'll have the desert thats long been cooking inside your wife's belly.

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  1. Date: 2/27/2013 1:04:00 PM
    Congratulations on your win...David

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 10:51:00 AM
    Many congratulations on your win xx

  1. Date: 2/24/2013 9:58:00 PM
    Jonathan... congratulations with your awesome deep and darken poem* GOODNIGHT!!! xox~LINDA ps.... this is not what i was looking for in my contest... however, i placed it in my contest, cause i like it... I will show this to my friends at work.. who enjoy this kind of humor... xox~LINDA