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Mr Reginald Stinky

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Mr Reginald Stinky



There's a little old elf in our bathroom His name is Mr. Reginald Stinky He's a very sweet accommodating soul When you need T.P. for your winky He stands there patiently holding his nose Sometimes the smell gets atrocious Especially when the little kiddies need to go They get messy and quite malodorous It's a service Mr. Reginald Stinky provides For the betterment of the environment 'Cause the T.P. he issues is chemical free It's the latest government requirement So three cheers for Mr. Reginald Stinky A hero we should salute and admire For providing T.P. and enriching the world As you leave the bathroom inspired © Jack Ellison 2013 Mr. Stinky is a ceramic elf patiently doling out toilet paper for us in our hour of need!

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  1. Date: 2/12/2013 9:12:00 PM
    Hello Jack, ha ha.... need to go... well not yet... I wish my bathroom inspired me at times.... always~ LINDA

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 2/13/2013 6:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hey dear Linda! Looking for inspiration? I'll ask Mr. Stinky if he has any relatives that would be willing to help you out! LOL Hugs and much love, Jack xox
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 4:52:00 PM
    How you have a talent for making even the ughhhhh most unpleasant things pleasant......

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 2/13/2013 6:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    It's not me, it's Mr. Stinky! He threatened to resign if I didn't write a nice poem about him. LOL Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 8:15:00 AM
    Poor, poor guy... Be careful if you put him on the side next to the door, he may try to escape... Ps. Your in trouble if he and his buddies ever try to form a union... Cruel and unusual punishment... you know... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 2/12/2013 2:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hmmm! A union of ceramic elves... CNN surely will be knocking at my door! LOL Huggggs!
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 8:11:00 AM
    Poor guy to have that job! Glad he is ceramic, lol. Enjoyed, Jack. Have a great day!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 2/12/2013 2:38:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    He never complains... whatta guy! Hope you are doing well after your surgery! Love and hugs, Jack xox