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pump em’ full of roids
don’t give a *****about baseball,
don’t care about basketball,
could give a **** about football,
could give a piss about the Olympics
& i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if
you paid me,
but i know one thing---
if i was one of these schmucks who
shell out an arm & a leg
for a seat in the stands to watch the
pituitary cases run round on a field
in their little uniforms,
i would want my pituitary cases
pumped full of roids,
writhing with performance enhancing
buzzing with stimulants of all shapes &
because i would want my goddamned
all of these athletes who used &
succeeded, surpassing the sloths who
chose not to, are the real
is that not what these muscle bound
get paid to do?
entertain us mother****ers!
worry about what all the drugs did to
when you’re sitting home,
old, senile &
surrounded by trophies.