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Check My Pulse

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Check My Pulse



If the image on TV didn't turn my crank Someone should check my pulse Had to quickly look away from the screen Became agitated and totally engulfed Tried really hard to shield my eyes She almost popped out of the screen Cathie was sitting right beside me Had to muffle my tiny screams I know what you guys must be thinking Only one thing on my naughty old mind But for artistic merit I was overwhelmed She's had the cutest li'l behind My pulse was racing a mile a minute It's got nothing to do with affection Guess you could call it a carnal attraction The reason for my reddish complexion © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/25/2013 8:18:00 PM

    LOL!! Naughty boy! Well done Jack! Big Hugss. Deb

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Can't help it... love bums! LOL Big whopping hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 5:31:00 PM

    Ut oh..be good! LOL Light & Love

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'm trying but I'm a male! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 5:00:00 PM

    This is so very honest and cute that not even a wife could not think so... thanks for the few seconds of complete blissful happiness

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Love your comment about... "thanks for the few seconds of complete blissful happiness"! CUTE Love and hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 1:38:00 PM

    Can't help but stifle my giggles!! No need to blush...you sound like a normal guy impressed with a cute little bun !! Had fun with your poem !! :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    YUP just a normal male! LOL Never too old... hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 12:30:00 PM

    Like Sienfeld and cleavage, treat it like an eclipse, don't stare directly at it. Take a mental snapshot and look away. This was fun, I am glad I stooped by, have a great day!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ROTFLMAO "don't stare directly at it"!!!!
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 12:22:00 PM

    Hi Jack knockout loved it pulse through the roof with lol, all the best Owen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad you could relate to this "guy" dilemma!!! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 11:25:00 AM

    Wow... after writting that one... Cathie is going to have to take a frying pan to your evil twin... ROFL...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The greatest fear of my life is Cathie with a frying pan in her hands!!! LOL
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 11:16:00 AM

    Ha ha, lol, this is totally hilarious my friend! I truly loved reading this exciting poem this afternoon! What an amazing piece, you have presented a honest man's heart racing event! Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/26/2013 6:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I guess no matter what the age eh!!! Cheers, Jack