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Grandpa's old gun

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Grandpa's old gun


                            There's someone in my apple garden
                      I took out grandpa's old gun and fired a shot

                         I aimed and hit the thief right in his ass
                 Heard something that fell to the ground with a bang

                      The shadow in the dark scream and complain
                         Ow, ow .... my ass hurts, ow .... ai, ai ...

                    Now I hope you have learned those apples are mine
               Just take the "bottle caps" out of your ass then the pain is gone







24.01.2013
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  1. Date: 3/27/2013 11:20:00 AM
    Ha...Eagle-Eye Anne. How's the hunting in Norway?...not that you hunt with a cap-gun or anything else. Do many folks there hunt..if so, what kind of game? Just curious. I'm an avid hunter and fisherman.

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 3/27/2013 11:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    :) :) :)...........Myself hunt for beautiful poem !!!! - Enjoyable with a visit from you, Caleb. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 3/10/2013 11:23:00 PM
    Well this was a shocker! I see your avatar, with the little teddy bear, and think "Aww she's so sweet - wouldn't hurt a fly"... and here you are badmouthing and shooting at people! It did make me laugh though, I'll give you that... I shall now prepare myself for anything when I read one of your poems, lol...

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 3/11/2013 3:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ............lol..... :) - Enjoyable with a visit from you Timothy. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 2/14/2013 10:49:00 PM
    I'll remember not to sneak around in your garden Made me smile, thinking of that country mile, does the pain really last awhile? lol

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 2/15/2013 2:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Yes....awhile ! - Thank you for taking the time to read my poem, nice with a comment from you Gypsy. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 2:57:00 PM
    Hahahaha...Oh you gave me a big :o) xoxo

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 2/13/2013 1:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Dan. - oxox f.e.f. / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 2/3/2013 2:39:00 PM
    This is so funny,,, all I wanna know, is it true,,,, you have a blessed day Anne - Lise X0's

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 2/3/2013 2:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No it's not true, I have never seen or held a real weapon. - Weapons is not usual to have in their home in Norway. - But "grandfather's gun" was not real either ... it shoots out bottle caps. - I have to try and fix it to "bottle caps". - Enjoyable with a visit from you,Debbie. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/31/2013 6:39:00 AM
    hahahahaha you make me laugh while reading this poem of yours friend Anne Lise.....is this true?...poor thief..i will hurt his butt for days... is this for contest? well, good luck..Hugs, Maria

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/31/2013 6:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No, Maria it's not true. - Enjoyable with a visit from you. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/29/2013 11:19:00 AM
    Thank you so much for reading my poem I'm only 14 and I'm italian so it's hard to write in English but I'm trying Thank you so much taking the time to read my poem.

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/29/2013 11:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Margherita. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/28/2013 10:25:00 AM
    LOL!! Hey sweet Anne-Lise!!! What kicker!! too funny...a pop gun...good aim though...lol...Ive missed you...thanks for your visit...big big hug...love you bunches...deb

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/28/2013 10:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Deborah, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/27/2013 11:41:00 AM
    Very enjoing! You have incredible sense of huour. I like it. Thanks for your profound comments on my Senryu Love, Anne. Love -Mohammad

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/27/2013 11:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Mohammad, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/26/2013 10:18:00 PM
    ah yes the pain of almost shot, believing hurt was hot to trot, but really enterprising, perhaps now realizing, him not...

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/27/2013 4:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Don, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/26/2013 12:23:00 PM
    This was very amusing and I have enjoyed the laugh. Have a great day :) cory

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/26/2013 12:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Cory, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/26/2013 9:00:00 AM
    hahaha, I sure hope it was only a beebee gun!!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/26/2013 10:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Andrea, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/26/2013 1:46:00 AM
    Hi Anne Lise ow that hurt lol, got caught scrumpimng apples when I was a kid, but still love them, all the best Owen

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/26/2013 5:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Owen, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/25/2013 5:35:00 PM
    Haha, oh my gosh. That's absolutely hilarious! It's just too funny. Whenever you're done with it, let me borrow it. Got to get my hands on those thing. Got to get my fingers trigger happy. Lol. Just kidding!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/26/2013 5:18:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Toquyen, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 5:28:00 PM
    Anne Lise. You made me laugh. I will not go into your Apple garden. I don't want to get shot in my U. know what. Thanks for sharing. Lucilla

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 6:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Lucilla, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 5:01:00 PM
    a delightful write Anne....best wishes

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 6:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Joseph, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 3:59:00 PM
    Thanks you for the much needed belly laugh!! This is a good one!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 6:53:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Ann, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 2:57:00 PM
    Thieves and trespassers have it coming to them. You must have a good aim!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 3:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Eyes like an owl, Robert. - Enjoyable with a visit from you, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 2:17:00 PM
    Can't help but think he deserved it!! Cute one!!

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 2:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Yes, I agree with you Carrie. - Enjoyable with a visit from you, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 1:27:00 PM
    Cute one..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by...Sara

    Andresen Avatar Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/24/2013 1:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Enjoyable with a visit from you Sara, thanks for your comments. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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