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Anne Lise Andresen
There's someone in my apple garden
I took out grandpa's old gun and fired a shot
I aimed and hit the thief right in his ass
Heard something that fell to the ground with a bang
The shadow in the dark scream and complain
Ow, ow .... my ass hurts, ow .... ai, ai ...
Now I hope you have learned those apples are mine
Just take the "bottle caps" out of your ass then the pain is gone
A-L Andresen :)