Oi!!! Caterwauling cat up on the roof of that tin shed;
If I only had a frozen chicken then I’d chuck it at your caterwauling head!
And when that chicken landed next to you and had melted just a little bit
You’d start licking frozen chicken till your caterwauling tongue did stick to it
And then your frozen caterwauling tongue would snap off and stay stuck to that frozen bird
And no more caterwauling from you will evermore be heard!
That will finally be the end of all the caterwauling you had ever done
Then I can gladly say: “Hey, what’s the matter cat? The chicken got your tongue?”