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Trinny And Susannah The Visitation
Here's Trinny and Susannah who'll both soon have your fashion fixed
These two wardrobe wizards do know all the styling tricks
Just let em at ya wardrobe, let em both go through ya drawers
In just two ticks these chic two chicks will fix this mess of yours
They'll chuck out all the raggedy and all that doesn't fit
They'll chuck out everything you own if they think it looks like
It doesn't really match or the colours are all "wrong"
The stitching's off a little bit, those bloody, bloody thongs
Now, straight down to the shops to buy an "Uber Cool Outfit"
Super new accessories, super, super kit
Matching hat and underwear, matching boots or shoes
Then you get to walk about a bit to see the "Brand New You"
Then, like a puff of perfume these girls will both "high tail"
And you will feel just like a hurricane had hit
Although there is no damage, well to your card a little bit
There'll be nothing left but fashion in their tailored trail
Goodbye Susannah Constantine. Goodbye Trinny Powell
I thank you for your fashion and your sense
I thank you for your honesty and I thank you for the truth
And for caring for my petty Pounds and Pence
Goodbye Susannah Constantine. Goodbye Trinny Powell
I know I'll never see you for a while
I'll not but think good thoughts of you, (as I'm sure all your clients do)
And I’ll ne'er forget your warm and caring smiles
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