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EEEW, A Baby Sister

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EEEW, A Baby Sister

Gobs of happiness, bundles of joy! My sister turned out to be a boy Mom said, “Welcome your little brother!” She'd been promising me the other You know! EEEW... a baby sister! Imagine if I had to kiss her! Thanks to the stork way up high If Mom had a girl, I'd probably die! Sisters don't wrestle or play with guns They play with dollies, have girlie fun Glad the way things have turned out Us guys are buds, there's really no doubt! I know! I realize they're people too In fact, some are cute, this is true But if you're gonna give me my druthers I would much prefer a baby brother! The moral is, if you eat your veggies Your Mom will be happy and never edgy A contented Mom will usually bear fruit With a baby boy who'll be cuter than cute! These are the words of a real little boy Who won't even try to hide his joy! He comes right out, it's not a quiz Boys are superior and that's how it is! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/21/2013 2:51:00 PM

    A nice amazing write Jack, love the ending smile... is it so!! :-) love it... and I think baby sisters are a must... i have 2 of them...yeah...I'm the boss....xox~pd

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 3:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL! Thanks for dropping by dear friend! Just having a little fun... absolutely love the ladies! Was the youngest of 10... 9 sisters and li'l ole me! Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 2:32:00 PM

    I dare you to say- boys are superior in front of Cathie... She might end up chasing you with a rolling pin around that Lazy Boy... LOL... I can see it now... Bad Boy... Bad Boy... LOL... It's a shame I've got to miss the excitement... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 2:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    "A rolling pin"... hahaha they used to use that prop a lot in the comics! Trust me, I love the ladies a whole big bunch NOW! This was just a little bit of frivolity! LOL Hugs to you dear Carol... Jackers!
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 2:30:00 PM

    nice one, jack! i enjoyed the rhymes you've used...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    After 9 sisters, just having a little fun... absolutely adore the ladies! LOL Hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 12:04:00 PM

    Got a chuckle..I gather from this one that you were delighted to have a baby brother..I am glad that I chose this one to read today..Thanks for stopping by..Yes, the angle of the sun is different this time of year..I am enjoying some sun today..Thank God that it is out for a few days..Sara

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 2:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Actually, never did have a brother... 9 sisters but no brothers! This was just a little bit of dreaming... LOL Hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 8:45:00 AM

    Haha the title pulled me right in! I myself prefer to have boys when I have children! Not that I dont take pride in being a woman... Girl poweeeeeeer!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 8:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You go girl!!! BTW I have since changed my mind about girls! You guys always smell soooo good! Big warm squeezy hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 8:07:00 AM

    I like boys but if I had a child, I would have preferred a girl. You can dress the girl. Boys are so simple, lol. But I can see your point, you would have wanted a baby brother :). I do think that boys are superior as I prefer them that way. I think God made it so - that the men should be in charge and be heads of the households :). Love ya, Toquyen

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 8:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Sorry Toquyen, hit the submit button too soon and Harry's reply ended up here! I am the youngest of 10 siblings and have 9 older sisters! Now you know the whole story! LOL
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 8:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That is a really nice thing to say, my friend! Thanks a bunch Harry!!!
  1. Date: 1/21/2013 7:22:00 AM

    Jack you are amazing,, such a joy to read,, you are really needed here on soup....

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/21/2013 8:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That is a really nice thing to say, my friend! Thanks a bunch Harry!!!