Got my first bike at nine, its color was red,
fell off nine times and bled from my legs,
ma covered my scratches and cuts with nine bandages,
barely nine, I drove my dad's car and crashed,
nine kisses and hugs I gave to beautiful Lucy,
got whipped more than nine times for playing hooky,
nine stitches on my head for jumping a fence,
I had nine glasses of cold milk for breakfast...
nine times I burped and made my classmates laugh!