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An Ode To Pink Poop

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An Ode To Pink Poop



Imagine if our poop was a pretty pink Or smelled like a dozen red roses Beautiful music was heard when we tooted There'd be no need for holding noses We'd relish the thought of soiling our whites To show off a new shade of pink And proud to fart Ludwig's Fifth Symphony While sitting on the throne by the sink It can possibly be construed as a bit unusual To be writing a poem about poop But pink poop deserves special recognition So let's all just let out a big whoop! Imagine if our poop was a pretty pink And smelled to high heaven of roses We'd be so proud of our load of pink magic There'd be no need for holding noses © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/18/2013 1:51:00 PM
    Hahaha oh my goodness, I am adding this to my favorites!! A world where poop and toots bring people together, wouldn't that be somethin'! LOVE this! Got such a good laugh :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/18/2013 2:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOWSERS! You're adding it to your favourites!!!! Think I heard you chuckling way up here in the frozen north! LOL Glad I could provide a chuckle or two... hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 11:54:00 AM
    Incredible, pink poop, now that is a new one my friend! Yes it would be wonderful if it would smell like a dozen roses and play like a symphony whenever it came out...but wouldn't one be embarrassed whenever that happened instead? Ha ha, what a tremendous poem, a grandiose piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/18/2013 2:34:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I believe I've sunk to a new low! LOL Think I need some serious psychiatric attention... what do you think?
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 10:23:00 AM
    Your imagination has beat me hands down with this one... You might say I'm all pooped out... Must be that sucky couch...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/18/2013 2:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I hesitate to ask whether it was musical on not when you plopped down on your sucky couch! LOL
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:28:00 AM
    Lol, you're too funny! Have a magical day - a pink poop day :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/18/2013 8:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And a pink poop day to you too, my friend! LOL
  1. Date: 1/18/2013 8:19:00 AM
    Those of us who are colored blind are still grossed out. Lol, you are an original jack.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/18/2013 8:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    People don't know what I'm going to write... I don't know what I'm going to write about next!!! LOL