In a tiny Kingdom, in some far, distant land,
lived 9 hundred subjects, whose ruler was "The Shan"!
With a horrendous temper and prone to take fits,
his subjects walked on eggs, keeping their wits!
For some time, no problem, and it was great,
then a sudden fit, led to a perilous fate!
Now everyone was affected, except for one little man!
I just can't tell you, in fact nobody can,
his exact location, when "The fit hit the Shan"!