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excuse Bruce

 There was a fellow named Bruce
Who  always had an excuse
When his wife caught him cheating
She gave him a beating
And threw him out on his caboose

So he went to his mistress
in desperation and distress
But he got under her skin
as his excuses grew thin
So she threw him out, she wasn't impressed


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  1. Date: 1/12/2013 12:02:00 PM

    Joseph, nice~SKAT

  1. Date: 1/11/2013 3:18:00 PM

    Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 6:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Debbie
  1. Date: 1/10/2013 10:59:00 PM

    Lol. Congrats Joyce .......Seren

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 8:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    lol......This happened to me before Seren....If you go to "outboxes " you can edit .....thank you
    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 1/10/2013 11:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oops saw Joyce started writing Joseph and I dont know what happened , well thats my excuse. Sorry Joseph
  1. Date: 1/10/2013 8:27:00 PM

    Congratulations. Love, Joyce

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:59:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Joyce
  1. Date: 1/10/2013 5:53:00 PM

    Joseph, nice to see you on Susan's winning list... always~ PD

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/10/2013 6:30:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you PD....always nice to see you
  1. Date: 1/8/2013 7:47:00 PM

    It serves him right to cheat on her, shame on him xxx

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Rose
  1. Date: 1/6/2013 6:20:00 PM

    can't beat that Joseph, he must have dived for cover or uder the cover.lol Read with a smile.

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Rob
  1. Date: 1/6/2013 3:36:00 PM

    joseph , about that movie , Perfect Sense, it was showing either on Sundance or IFC, one of those international type movie channels. Do you get those? Also, it was several months ago and I'd been saving it a long time on my DVR. if you get Netflix or something, it would be neat if you could see it.

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    no I dont get those Andrea....thanks
  1. Date: 1/5/2013 4:47:00 AM

    nice and witty

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks bidyut
  1. Date: 1/4/2013 8:24:00 PM

    LOVE it!!

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Andrea
  1. Date: 1/4/2013 11:13:00 AM

    .....:) :) love it, Joseph - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

    May Avatar Joseph May Date: 1/11/2013 7:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thank you Anne