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fart insurance

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fart insurance

in the cold dark depth of silence
hallow "insert name"
fart insurance was created
so i could pass the blame
the odds have never been so great
nor has the passing pain
when the butler has to hang his head
and just accept the shame
fart insurance is the reason
rich folks don't pass gas
instead they like to tell you how
flowers shoot out their ass

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  1. Date: 1/2/2013 6:11:00 PM
    I wondered about that LOL Light & Love