Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership
Quote of the Day

Quote Left"The harder you work, the luckier you get."Quote Right

by Gary Player

  |  Comment

See and share Beautiful Nature Photos and amazing photos of interesting places

Oh Boy

Tim Ryerson Avatar Tim Ryerson - Premium MemberPremium Member Send Soup Mail Go to Poets Blog Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled Oh Boy which was written by poet Tim Ryerson. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Tim Ryerson

Best Tim Ryerson Poems

+ Fav Poet

Oh Boy

Hey, this is nice floating around in here
No sweat and no strain, got nothing to fear
Whoa! What is this? (Don't mean to complain)
I think I got flushed down somebody's drain
Ouch! What's the deal? Must you be so damn rough?
I refuse to come out! Don't like it? That's tough
Crap, I'm exhausted; I'm too tired to fight
The lights! The lights! Turn off the freekin' lights!
Slap ME on the ass? That hurts you old cow!
Okay! I'm screaming! You satisfied now?

Hello...Pleased to meet'cha, and who might be you?
Daddy? Yeah, right, so what else is new?
Good lord, I'm burnt out, I could use a short rest
Where? Well okay, right here on your chest?
Wow, this is cool! It's really kinda neat
Like hearing the sound of your gentle heartbeat
Yes, rock me a little, I sure won't refuse
And hum me a tune while I take a quick snooze...

***Had the priviledge and pleasure of being the first to hold my son after he was born.
There was a picture but alas, it is long gone. Now the only picture that remains is the one imprinted in my memory... 


Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 3/23/2013 2:48:00 AM
    Hi, Tim. Sorry for not commenting more often, but I have been inundated with study material - having a weekend break, before starting on Monday again critiquing philosophy papers. I would like to use the final couplet here in the "Who is the Poet? 3". Please see my 2 blogs relating to this topic. Thank you, Love, Su

  1. Date: 2/5/2013 9:29:00 AM
    just w-o-w! Congrats on your win :)

  1. Date: 2/3/2013 12:39:00 PM
    Congratulations on your winning spot Tim , I knew this would place high xx

  1. Date: 2/2/2013 4:49:00 PM
    I love this poem!!! This is beautiful and dictates the journey into life perfectly! Congrats on your win in the contest....

  1. Date: 2/2/2013 9:00:00 AM
    A beautifully penned poem,Tim.Congratulations on your win!

  1. Date: 2/1/2013 7:28:00 PM
    congratulations for your winning write...

  1. Date: 2/1/2013 7:20:00 PM
    TimCongratulations on a job well done. Enjoyed the cute and beautiful baby poems. I hope you do not mind that I embraced the amusement of this contest with my 13 year old son. Always and forever ~ LINDA

  1. Date: 2/1/2013 6:42:00 PM
    Such a cute poem this is, made me smile. But then the postscript, made my heart hurt. I am glad you won with this clever poem, Tim ! Congratulations!

    Ryerson Avatar Tim Ryerson
    Date: 2/1/2013 8:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks dear friend...My heart hurts too but I know you identify...I 'm going to post another footle series which includes you...I know you have a great sense of humor...remember that!(please!)
  1. Date: 2/1/2013 6:40:00 PM
    I like the personification of the baby's thoughts...adorable !! Congrats on your win !!

  1. Date: 1/15/2013 10:42:00 AM
    soup-mail

  1. Date: 1/7/2013 8:13:00 AM
    Tim - How glad am I to read your poetry this morning. "Oh Boy" brings me back to "Oh Girl" Your words don't need a photo; they are clear and endearing to this soul. Beautiful. love, Kathy

  1. Date: 1/2/2013 3:08:00 PM
    an awesome poem and feeling. I'm no grandmother yet. thanks god. But My sister said being the first to hold her own was amazing. enjoyed*LUV~SKAT

  1. Date: 1/2/2013 11:58:00 AM
    This is really fun to read. from your note at the bottom, I am getting the idea your son is no longer on this earth? yes, he would have loved this poem, tim. Soupmail.

  1. Date: 1/2/2013 9:40:00 AM
    Ii is a LOVELY write Tim! The dad and the son's first meeting - must be awesome to experience that. Well penned!

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 7:52:00 PM
    Excellent job here, Tim! I love the humor, especially. God bless and I'm wishing you and your family a very Happy New Year! Always, Annalise

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 2:34:00 PM
    a clever poem from the newborn's point of view and a very touching note at the end.

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 2:28:00 PM
    LOL, love this, Tim. Happy New Year to you – sorry I’ve been away from Soup for so long (my wife recently left me for someone else). Congrats on all your wins, my friend : )

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 12:22:00 PM
    Love this Tim how cool was that xx

  1. Date: 1/1/2013 11:37:00 AM
    A beautiful poem... Loved how you wrote it from the baby's point of view... Very clever dedication...