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Why Am I On Da Naughty List

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Why Am I On Da Naughty List

On the day of Christmas Eve,
of which I was only three,
my mommy and daddy told me
Santa'd leave presents under the tree!

Sure enough, there were presents there,
but none of them were for me!
All of them were for my brother and sis,
like an XBox, a makeup kit, and even panties!

And I really tried hard to be good that year!
Yet I still got absolutely nothing!
So how do you expect me to believe in Santa
if he didn't give me anything?!?

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  1. Date: 12/31/2012 7:34:00 PM
    lol,sorry about that maybe at that time you were too young and gifts were dangerous for kids lol,happy new year Jacob

  1. Date: 12/31/2012 6:41:00 PM
    Well..that would make me maybe not believe in parents? I do hope you were kidding. Keep up the good writing! Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/31/2012 4:04:00 PM
    Jacob I am sure there was something there for you, have a Happy New Year...David

  1. Date: 12/30/2012 10:06:00 PM
    hahaha, this is cute and funny, Jacob.

  1. Date: 12/30/2012 10:06:00 PM
    Did you see the Arthur Xmas? a GREAT movie. Your poem reminds me of it.

  1. Date: 12/30/2012 10:02:00 PM
    i used to think i was born with a curse, but time ever moving, changed me bloody verse... expect good times mate, happy santa claw, n new year haw haw hore...:) Don

  1. Date: 12/29/2012 7:53:00 AM
    sorry for you Jacob, maybe you could be a little kinder to daddy, it may just get better...like the poem, love the humour....happy new year

  1. Date: 12/28/2012 1:17:00 PM
    Lol, maybe you didn't leave Santa any cookies and he got offended! Love it, Jacob :)

  1. Date: 12/28/2012 9:56:00 AM
    so enjoyed reading your creative write tonite Jacob .. humor and laughter are as important as love luv ..

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 9:37:00 AM
    Ha ha ha....Santa knew all u needed was what u already possess--a pen, paper, and a great brain! Funny one, Jacob! Hope Christmas was fun and u got at least one thing under your tree. gwendolen

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 8:50:00 AM
    This is so sad, thank you for sharing this, have a good day and I hope Santa was good to you this year, hears a hug xxx

  1. Date: 12/27/2012 8:49:00 AM
    Yeah, it's not good, but I just rushed it for a contest.