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Trimming Advice from Uncle Mike

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Trimming Advice from Uncle Mike

Trimming Advice from Uncle Mike (another thing I learned from the web)

How do I say this and still stay PC
The number of injuries doctors now see
Related to grooming on one’s lower half
Are rising so quickly on the injury graph
The number of incidents increased five fold
Just in the last 8 years we’ve been told
Lacerations from razors, the number one type
The female persuasion the biggest to gripe
It’s not for their health, they just want to please
By looking like porn stars for their latest squeeze
But guys too are trimming and cutting themselves
In an effort to look like sweet innocent elves
If you’re contemplating trimming down there
Use clippers not razors and please trim with care 

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  1. Date: 9/2/2013 4:11:00 PM
    Oh lordy... I have to laugh because my sister tried this with scissors and slipped... ouch ... but your poem sure makes it funny :)

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 9:42:00 PM
    Mike, stopping by with my warmest thoughts~ my best wishes go out to you and your family. Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year* Always & Forever ;-) PD

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/22/2012 6:09:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    My granddaughter (20 months) will be with us on Christmas so I am sure we will have a very merry Christmas. I hope you do the same.
  1. Date: 12/21/2012 2:01:00 PM
    this is too funny! so well rhymed, too!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/21/2012 2:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'm glad you liked it Ilene. I have another one already planned for tomorrow about a mummy I found on the web. Stay tuned.
  1. Date: 12/21/2012 9:56:00 AM
    Ouch!...I never could figure out how women got around those little peaks and valleys you know?...funny stuff Uncle Mike! - Tim

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/21/2012 12:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I agre Tim but the guys are also in the same boat. there isn't a tree in my yard that doesn't have scars from my weedwacker so I can't trust myself to follow suit on my body!