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the joys of a slimming club

They promise it is personal
No –one knows your weight
You step trembling on the scales
To hear the awful fate

You’ve put a kilo on she says
With a bell on every tooth
Been a naughty girl have we
We had better take a look

You sit around her on your chair
Waiting for the truth to emerge
You clap the clever ones who lost weight
For you  it will be a dirge

Now then come on admit it
What have we had naughty this week
She goes through your eating list
Me I can hardly speak

Ahh here it is she says triumphantly
You dared to eat some duck
With orange sauce I do not doubt
Geez I thought just my luck

No I said it was the bananas
In milk shake everyday
Cos I had tonsillitis
I just about could say

Just like a child at christmas
I promised to be good
Losing some kilos next week
Just better forget about food.

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  1. Date: 12/22/2012 4:25:00 PM

    better not say anything, on this subject Seren... but i do like your poem...have a nice Christmas...

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 12/22/2012 5:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lol its ok Harry I dont go to one, but I used too.Merry Xmas to younand your family....Seren
  1. Date: 12/21/2012 9:23:00 PM

    Seren, stopping by with my warmest thoughts my best wishes go out to you and your family. Have yourself a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year* Always & Forever ;-) PD

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 12/22/2012 5:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Merry xmas to you and yours ......Seren
  1. Date: 12/21/2012 2:44:00 PM

    soup

  1. Date: 12/21/2012 8:12:00 AM

    Lol, but she helps you, doesn't she? You'll thank her in no time. Now don't go eat those ducks! :) Too funny, Seren. So love it.

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 12/21/2012 12:11:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hmmm I dont go one now used to a while back Glad you loved it Toquyen....Seren
  1. Date: 12/21/2012 6:53:00 AM

    You are a twit , poor staving thing, I hear leeks are good for a diet. like it xx

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts Date: 12/21/2012 12:12:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    nooooooo i dont go to one now did a long while back.. wasnt I restrained when I rhymed duck.....Seren