I triple dog dare you to kiss that girl!
Said Teresa, grimacing wide.
I said “Okay, I’ll do it!”
And I did, or at least, tried.
I walked up to her in study hall,
asked her if she was from heaven and all,
and then leaned in for a kiss,
when she kicked me... right in the balls!
Maybe I shouldn’t have done that!
No more triple dog dares for me!
“Go lick that sign!” Jimmy yelled.
Well, maybe one more dare at least!