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I Spy Something Lumpy

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I Spy Something Lumpy

I Spy Something Lumpy (or what I learned on the web today)

Somewhere in the Poconos
A lady was arrested
Her hiding place for heroin
Let’s say was double breasted
170 little bags 
Somehow she did hide
For those of you math challenged
That’s 85 per side
Now I’m no fashionista
But even I can tell
85 bags of anything
And a bra will surely swell
So when cops pulled her over
She didn’t stand a chance
She might not have been so busted
Had she hid them in her pants

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  1. Date: 12/19/2012 2:15:00 PM
    i love these topical poems of yours. this one is hilarious!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/20/2012 7:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I can't make these up - just report on them when I find them in my own twisted way
  1. Date: 12/19/2012 8:49:00 AM
    Darwin award candidiate? Thanks for the morning laugh =)

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/20/2012 7:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Sometimes I think maybe the drugs might have an impact on their thinking - just a theory.
  1. Date: 12/19/2012 8:23:00 AM
    This was a great laugh-thanks!

    dailey Avatar mike dailey
    Date: 12/20/2012 7:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad you enjoyed it Mark