On the twelfth day of Christmas
my happy honey sent me twelve heavy honeycombs
with eleven live busy bees buzzing around
hungrily l ploughed my mouth into them
and lol ten sharp stings were drilled into me in return
at nine o`clock l was whizzed to a funny family doctor
who robotically administered eight jumping jabs
on me without as much as a wink for his antics
l actually saw seven stars of dizziness with my naked eyes … and slept
for six silent hours like a dull dumped puppy pumpkin
upon waking up the love of my life was there
softly smooching me five times per minute non-stop!
telling me four fake ways of dreaming sweet dreams
three ways of avoiding snoring silly like a noisy tractor!
and two wayward ways of making us
one happy couple on a Christmas Day