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How Did Santa Claus Broke The Reindeer Back

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How Did Santa Claus Broke The Reindeer Back

How Santa Claus broke the reindeer back

I am just disappointed he is such a play ball; he refuses to joined the community gym, he have no consideration for a hard working reindeer like me. Please do us all a favor and stop telling everyone that you’re tall and slim Mr. Claus
Santa put this in your pipe and smokes it. I am forming a union; you can contact my Lawyer Mr. Tin Tin

 I need some Fringe benefits else I am going to quit; year after year after year I chauffeur you around
This is not a smooth ride on green grass, it’s cold, cold snow “please looked around.
Breaking into people houses late at night, dropping off toys, we are plaster on every walls and poles
Santa this reindeer is off radar; you get off your fat ass or hire Casper the friendly ghost.

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  1. Date: 12/19/2012 11:43:00 AM
    Hopefully the North Pole didn't pass a Right to Work law, then... Thanks, I enjoyed this one. KJ Hooten

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    Date: 12/21/2012 10:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Lander Avatar Annie Lander
    Date: 12/19/2012 3:08:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. ... Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds thank you KJ and Anne Lise Anderson for commenting
  1. Date: 12/18/2012 12:35:00 PM
    I like that man .... little round, white beard and red suit it Annie.... :)) - I want to wish you and your family a peaceful and lovely Christmas! - Hope Santa Clause does not forget you this year either. - Big hug from Anne-Lise :)