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About This Poem
Twelve Days
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve toilet bowls
Eleven rolls of Charmin
Ten lords a farting
Nine plungers plunging
Eight overflows
Seven maids a scrubbing
Six noses sniffing
Five c-o-n-s-t-i-p-a-t-e-d c-o-w-b-o-y-s
Four tiny turds
Three velvet pickles
Two dingleberries
And a can of lilac Febreze
Craig Cornish, Dec. 18, 2012, For PD's 12 Days Contest
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